Trending Metaverse searches October 2032:

“Iona lifestream” — IO.na (aka Iona Taylor) the popular twitch VR “life streamer” finally lands her 3rd date with Jackson. With IO.na wearing AR glasses 18/7, a record 150m people tune in to watch PFV and provide realtime advice to her life stream during the date. Her makeup and wardrobe sponsorship alone for the date is expected to net her $15m.

“Ghost trAIn death” — Realtime Halloween AI VR experience, ‘Ghost TrAIn’ uses AI generated psychological VR imagery linked with smartwatch heart rate sensor to train the algorithm in what personally scares each user. VR imagery then becomes progressively scarier and personal. Most users can’t last more than 20 minutes. Wisconsin man Geoff Tandridge was hospitalised after spending 1h45m minutes in Ghost Train having turned safeties off on a jailbroken headset —he is now reported to have died of cardiac arrest.

“MITUOM TDM” — The eSports team deathmatch World Metaversity Cup final between MIT (USA) and University of Manchester (UK) is eagerly anticipated. Pre-match trash-talking between the teams and arguments over a neutral hosting location for fair ping has only added to the tension. VR shadow spectators are now only allowed on a 3 minute lag to avoid tipping off the teams.

“randy sandy” — There are calls for an investigation after US presidential candidate Sarah “sandy” Colman…